The Ministry of Transportation of Free Land of Rebellium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Scurvy Sal with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.326 billion Blanks live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Land of Rebelliumian economy, worth a remarkable 2,458 trillion Currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 217,045 Currencies, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Free Land of Rebelliumian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and courtrooms can be a little sketchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Free Land of Rebellium's national animal is the DigiPet, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Stience.

Free Land of Rebellium is ranked 297,054^th in the world and 851^st in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.24 law-abiding acts per hour.