The Pawky Gallimaufry of Seantonia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Benevolent and Bespectacled Sean with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 24.014 billion Seantonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilgore Trout. The average income tax rate is 3.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seantonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,675 trillion armandalegs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,000 armandalegs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Seantonian satellites can detect it, and nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seantonia's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Radical Skepticism.

Seantonia is ranked 811^th in the world and 13^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 269,382.6 Standard Monetary Units.