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| Population | 27.944 billion |
| Capital | Dimmsdale |
| Leader | Chip Skylark |
| Faith | Nope |
| Currency | Shiny Teeth |
| Animal | Fairy Godparents |
The Commonwealth of Chip Skylark is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.944 billion Chip Skylarkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimmsdale. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Chip Skylarkian economy, worth a remarkable 8,626 trillion Shiny Teeths a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,697 Shiny Teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, worship days have replaced sick days, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Chip Skylark is a silly poophead, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chip Skylark's national animal is the Fairy Godparents, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nope.
Chip Skylark is ranked 231,625th in the world and 292nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 70.11 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.
Endorsements Received: 41 » 
The Soylent Green Party, 
Better Indonesia, 
Karlando, 
Ironica Butterfly, 
Wysrod, 
Free Land of Rebellium, 
Ilfarasia, 
Seranis, 
Greater Theowherveld, 
Grimmywelsh, 
Cathamye, 
Jaegerpondonia, 
Second PEEnadian, 
DetroitSmash, 
Milanisca, 
Greater Sus, 
Zebastani, 
Gosheon, 
Guyana Francese, 
Solsevara, 
Tramolvalnia, 
Abcariare, 
The Galactic American Imperium, 
Krystalveil, 
Wischland, 
Alski, 
Solarampa, 
Northern Caliburugeve, 
Courage Caverns, 
Kyrizstanislav, 
Toandromeda, 
Alemputo, 
Ginovlia, 
Dorab, 
Eastern New England, 
Wabberjocky, 
Juiulia, 
Zeklandia, 
New Caribbean Island, 
Macrasetia, and 
Potatostan-.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Chip Skylark, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
- : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Chip Skylark is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, worship days have replaced sick days.
- : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about.
- : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBCS Governor goes house hunting.
- : Chip Skylark voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
- : Chip Skylark endorsed The Socialist DicTATERship of Potatostan-.
- : Chip Skylark endorsed The Southern Ring Republic of Macrasetia.
- : Chip Skylark was endorsed by The Socialist DicTATERship of Potatostan-.
- : Chip Skylark was endorsed by The Southern Ring Republic of Macrasetia.