Most Compassionate Citizens: 165thNicest Citizens: 179thMost Pacifist: 188th
The Commonwealth of
Democratic Socialists
It isn't so tricky, Vicky is icky
Chip Skylark
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Chip Skylark

Population14.895 billion

CapitalDimmsdale
LeaderChip Skylark
FaithNope

CurrencyShiny Teeth
AnimalFairy Godparents

The Commonwealth of Chip Skylark is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.895 billion Chip Skylarkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimmsdale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chip Skylarkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,248 trillion Shiny Teeths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,251 Shiny Teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chip Skylark's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, the Chip Skylarkian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chip Skylark's national animal is the Fairy Godparents, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nope.

Chip Skylark is ranked 833rd in the world and 20th in 10000 Islands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 237,315.68 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 165thNicest Citizens: 179thMost Pacifist: 188thMost Influential: 233rdMost Developed: 262ndHealthiest Citizens: 283rdLongest Average Lifespans: 294thMost Inclusive: 370thSafest: 436thBest Weather: 441stMost Rebellious Youth: 444thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 475thMost Cheerful Citizens: 482ndLargest Governments: 596thMost Cultured: 641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 679thMost Beautiful Environments: 702ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 707thMost Efficient Economies: 725thMost Subsidized Industry: 759thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 821stHighest Poor Incomes: 833rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 913thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 961stLowest Crime Rates: 981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 999thSmartest Citizens: 1,005thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,075thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,185thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,243rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,323rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,366thHighest Economic Output: 2,458thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,546thMost Stationary: 6,195thMost Secular: 6,902ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,958thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,317thTop
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Largest Populations: 14,323rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,720thHighest Drug Use: 17,432nd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 63rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 65th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 96th in the regionMost Secular: 112th in the regionLargest Populations: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
  • : Chip Skylark endorsed The Republic of Porflox.
  • : Chip Skylark voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Chip Skylark was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Chip Skylark was endorsed by The Republic of Porflox.
  • : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
  • : Chip Skylark was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Chip Skylark voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Following new legislation in Chip Skylark, the Chip Skylarkian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas.
  • : Chip Skylark voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".

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