The Commonwealth of Chip Skylark is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chip Skylark with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.874 billion Chip Skylarkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dimmsdale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Chip Skylarkian economy, worth a remarkable 4,533 trillion Shiny Teeths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 285,614 Shiny Teeths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers, and Chip Skylarkian Gladiators is a ratings success. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chip Skylark's national animal is the Fairy Godparents, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nope.

Chip Skylark is ranked 241,076^th in the world and 1,170^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -32.65 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.