The Free Union of Zeklandia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Zeklandia of the Many with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.476 billion Zeklandren enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seklanden. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeklandish economy, worth a remarkable 3,975 trillion Klundraches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 169,330 Klundraches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', ghost regiments exist only on paper, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeklandia's national animal is the Zeggiln River Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zeklandia is ranked 556^th in the world and 8^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 19,076.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.