The Federation of Gewisse is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.976 billion West Saxons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Exeter. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gewissean economy, worth a remarkable 3,014 trillion Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,158 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, government election advice reads like a restaurant menu, juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gewisse's national animal is the Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gewisse is ranked 5,636^th in the world and 80^th in 10000 Islands for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,149.61 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.