The Concordate of Abcariare is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by High Steward Marcellion Draeve with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.433 billion Abcarites are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klyros. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Abcariarean economy, worth 605 trillion lumens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,433 lumens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abcarites believe manners maketh the leader, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abcariare's national animal is the whooping crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Concordis.

Abcariare is ranked 6,161^st in the world and 98^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,466.16 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.