The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Starlight with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.412 billion Nuremburgians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kennyville. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,334 trillion Turds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,978 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, the government is full of esquivalience, scientists on maritime expeditions return with a healthy glow, and having only one wallet stolen in a day is considered a cause for celebration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 32,258^th in the world and 163^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Populations, with 14.4 billion capita.