The Glazaiarri of Alemputo is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pamahararu Aroaha Sunbeam with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.463 billion Alemputes are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kokoru and Glacieri. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alempute economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion Crystals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,138 Crystals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pamahararu Aroaha Sunbeam's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, the weather in Kokoru and Glacieri is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime is totally unknown. Alemputo's national animal is the Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cala Cala and Mahajrekruz.

Alemputo is ranked 167,031^st in the world and 197^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 236.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.