The Council Republic of Odehamanzavia is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.827 billion Odehamanzavians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Odehamanzavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,601 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 260,471 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working, if someone says there's plenty of living space in Odehamanzavia they're lyin', and fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Odehamanzavia's national animal is the Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Odehamanzavia is ranked 2,620^th in the world and 45^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 138.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.