The United Soviet States of Russcopia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Lee Bozjame with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 776 million Russcopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jolk. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Russcopian economy, worth 63.4 trillion Carlons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 81,745 Carlons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, Lee Bozjame can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russcopia's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Russcopia is ranked 40,413^th in the world and 25^th in A Taco Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.65 law-abiding acts per hour.