The Order of Ankhion is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sentinel Belenova with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.26 billion Ankhs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankhan City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ankhian economy, worth a remarkable 3,675 trillion Moncadoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,889 Moncadoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, structures are raised on promises, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ankhion's national animal is the Komodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Arkonism.

Ankhion is ranked 330,760^th in the world and 402^nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.1 on the Bus Surprisal Index.