The Rare Sighting of Onfande is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marie Laffont with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.715 billion Onfandites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Callisto. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Onfandite economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion 𝘙𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 Onfandite Aits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 182,561 𝘙𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 Onfandite Aits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Onfande's national animal is the Southern Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Freedomᵀᴹ.

Onfande is ranked 117,437^th in the world and 354^th in 10000 Islands for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.11 kickbacks per hour.