The Kingdom of Geolapo is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Simon Holmberg with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate population of 13.269 billion Geolapoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapokita. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Geolapoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,541 trillion Polas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,142 Polas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, structures are raised on promises, and young men find it hard to engage in their favourite topic of study with their parents looking over their shoulder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geolapo's national animal is the Tokalorra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Geolapoan Folk Religions.

Geolapo is ranked 319,433^rd in the world and 343^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.