The Mimsy Borogoves of Wabberjocky is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its lack of airports, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, devout population of 17.103 billion Wabberjockyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carrollia. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wabberjockyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion Pebbles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,094 Pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up, the government seizes corporate assets it deems 'scary enough', and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabberjocky's national animal is the Gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Solipsism.

Wabberjocky is ranked 286,153^rd in the world and 305^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.26 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.