The Kingdom of Faradova is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Swag Johnson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.22 billion Faradovans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karaganda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Faradovan economy, worth 853 trillion Faradovan Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,138 Faradovan Sovereigns, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, the crispy fried liver of an eagle is prized as a tasty treat by vagrants, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Faradova's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Faradova is ranked 68,226^th in the world and 439^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.35 law-abiding acts per hour.