The Commonwealth of South Orwelland is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Little Big Brother with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.675 billion South Orwellandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winstontown. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient South Orwellandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,011 trillion armas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,736 armas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, families make most of their annual income from government benefits, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and Little Big Brother has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South Orwelland's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Armadilloism.

South Orwelland is ranked 35,634^th in the world and 186^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 131,736.65 Standard Monetary Units.