The Golden Republic of Kindrik is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doctor Salvador with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.758 billion Kindrikians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kindrik City. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The all-consuming Kindrikian economy, worth 447 trillion Chainsaws a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 94,019 Chainsaws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Kindrikian Navy, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindrik's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kindrik is ranked 71,308^th in the world and 246^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Average Incomes, with 94,019.76 Standard Monetary Units.