
| Population | 1.664 billion |
| Capital | Nilana |
| Leader | Mazinski Minei |
| Currency | maipa |
| Animal | alligator snapping turtle |
The Nation of Typria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mazinski Minei with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.664 billion Typrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nilana. The average income tax rate is 65.8%.
The all-consuming Typrian economy, worth 156 trillion maipas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 93,705 maipas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, and homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Typria's national animal is the alligator snapping turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Typria is ranked 19,500th in the world and 18th in The Maritimes for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 2 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Typria, homebuyers must agree to name their firstborn after the previous owner.
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Typria, daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos.
- : Following new legislation in
Typria, living well is no longer the best kind of revenge.
- : Following new legislation in
Typria, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps.
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Typria, saying "don't do anything that Mazinski Minei wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in
Typria, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Mazinski Minei Pics" has made Mazinski Minei's mom a celebrity.
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Typria, urbanites battle to the death for penthouse apartments.
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Typria, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Typrian Space Agency.
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Typria, an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall.
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Typria, several inches are being added to first class seating.




















