Longest Average Lifespans: 1stMost Developed: 1stHealthiest Citizens: 1st
The Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.
Empress Mataii
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Corsaria

Population41.268 billion

CapitalCorsaria City
LeaderEmpress Mataii

CurrencyCor
AnimalTiger

The Empire of Corsaria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Mataii with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 41.268 billion Corsarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corsaria City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Corsarian economy, worth an astonishing 17,008 trillion Cors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 412,136 Cors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, foreign leaders are advising that Empress Mataii's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsaria's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Corsaria is ranked 93rd in the world and 1st in Katasia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 10,438.63 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Longest Average Lifespans: 1stMost Developed: 1stHealthiest Citizens: 1stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rdLowest Crime Rates: 3rdMost Cultured: 4thMost Patriotic: 6thLargest Publishing Industry: 7thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7thHighest Food Quality: 7thBest Weather: 17thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32ndSmartest Citizens: 41stHighest Average Tax Rates: 41stLargest Governments: 48thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 80thMost Advanced Public Education: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 93rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 151stHighest Economic Output: 160thHighest Poor Incomes: 188thSafest: 198thLargest Populations: 297thMost Advanced Public Transport: 303rdMost Devout: 307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 320thMost Subsidized Industry: 523rdNicest Citizens: 530thMost Inclusive: 734thMost Corrupt Governments: 782ndMost Pacifist: 818thHighest Average Incomes: 825thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,234thMost Stationary: 1,290thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,441stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,179thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,759thMost Efficient Economies: 4,661stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,133rdMost Influential: 6,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,711thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,615thMost Authoritarian: 15,010thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,938th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, foreign leaders are advising that Empress Mataii's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Empress Mataii is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, third world countries are rich in "I Love Corsaria City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Corsaria, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.

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