The Empire of Corsaria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Mataii with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 37.654 billion Corsarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corsaria City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Corsarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,027 trillion Cors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,531 Cors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the study of quantum physics has been outlawed for fear of accidentally causing the end of the world, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corsaria's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Corsaria is ranked 53,554^th in the world and 3^rd in Katasia for Nudest, with 179.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.