WA Delegate (non-executive): The Free Proletarian Democracy of NinjitsUtopia (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

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Most Rebellious Youth: 398th Most Cultured: 428th Most Inclusive: 770th+32
Most Nations: 774th Nicest Citizens: 786th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 814th Most Compassionate Citizens: 839th Largest Publishing Industry: 895th Most Beautiful Environments: 943rd Most Valuable International Artwork: 988th Largest Black Market: 1,038th Highest Economic Output: 1,062nd Highest Food Quality: 1,121st Smartest Citizens: 1,193rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,513th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,518th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,550th Most Devout: 1,561st Healthiest Citizens: 1,698th Largest Governments: 1,770th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,853rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,972nd Most Influential: 2,018th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,031st Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,062nd Most Subsidized Industry: 2,117th Best Weather: 2,198th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,211th Highest Average Incomes: 2,389th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,497th Largest Welfare Programs: 2,532nd Lowest Crime Rates: 2,559th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,630th Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,638th Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,648th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay

Embassies: Futaba Aoi, Philosophy 115, Nudist Dreamland, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Maritimes, Gay Equality, Winterfell, Chinese Republic, Esamir, Auretania, The Socialist States of the Philippines, and 31 others.Sonnel, Imperium of the Wolf, Solid Kingdom, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, International Debating Area, Dauiland, Forest, Oatland, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, Rogue CONclave, Barbaria, The Meme Must Go On, Bhutan, The International Polling Zone, Edmundian Empire, Europe but better, Philippines, Zentari, The Embassy, Fredonia, The Great Region, Philosophers, Ulthar, The Agents of SHIELD, ThunderClan, Freshness, T2R, Raxulan Empire, and Seven To Many.

Tags: Casual, Commended, Democratic, Featured, Medium, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 21 nations, the 774th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in Haiku

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Haiku is ranked 22,224th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Romantic Merchants of Goblin MarketCorporate Bordello“Apples and Quinces, Lemons and Oranges, Plump Cherries”
2.The Beautiful Deathlings of XiaomeiPsychotic Dictatorship“Bleed Beauty. Sing until your voice gives out.”
3.The Backward Republic of UkiahInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Three lines, no waiting!”
4.The Grand Duchy of Uppy MonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“lon nena seli la kulupu li wawa”
5.The Community of MonstersInoffensive Centrist Democracy“RAWRG”
6.The Community of HaikustanDemocratic Socialists“A nomad I am, always so harmonious, I hail Haikustan!”
7.The Excellent Peoples of NycetriCivil Rights Lovefest“Be excellent to each other”
8.The Shinobiashi of Sakura ZensenLeft-wing Utopia“Mono no aware”
9.The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing DemonsIron Fist Consumerists“What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!”
10.The Borderlands of ThistledomCorporate Police State“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”

Regional Happenings


Haiku Regional Message Board

To sit in a house
and do absolutely naught
is quite a blessing.

Someone where we live
was burgled so now we have
locked gates everywhere.

Summer semester
Classes finally finished
But there's more to do

My key doesnít turn
in the front gate, Iím locked in;
back gate, no problem

but thatís a detour
that takes me out of my way.
Fix the front gate lock!

Dryer on the fritz
Hanging clothes like jungle vines
Fill my apartment

Thistledom, mining,
two words that go together
says todayís report.

Exercising bike
Thirty minutes, I am done
I feel out of shape

August please slow down,
the summer gallops away
with the mind elsewhere.

Welcome to Haiku
Monsters, born two days ago
in the Pacific.

Thanks for the welcome!
Monsters not being taken,
I did not expect.

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