The Phoenix Kingdom of Darastrixethe is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Challise and Cuphire with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 31.606 billion Darastrixi are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Public Transport receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darastrixethe. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Darastrixian economy, worth a remarkable 5,759 trillion gold pieces a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 182,215 gold pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Transgender and agender are on the education agenda, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, nude folks shun cloaks at the seashore, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Darastrixethe's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Xoism.

Darastrixethe is ranked 270,010^th in the world and 16^th in Haiku for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.