The Peaceful Land of Jarrahland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jarrah with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.299 billion Jarrahs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jarrahtown. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jarrahlandian economy, worth 256 trillion Cockles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,353 Cockles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is totally unknown. Jarrahland's national animal is the Murray Cod, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Freedom.

Jarrahland is ranked 63,802^nd in the world and 14^th in The waters for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,169.12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.