The Excellent Peoples of Nycetri is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Guy The Nomad with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.787 billion Nycetrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noice. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nycetrian economy, worth 327 trillion poems a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,378 poems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, interest in globalism never flags, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and children are strong-armed by police into eating their greens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nycetri's national animal is the gerbil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nycetri is ranked 284,088^th in the world and 12^th in Haiku for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,566.13 Standard Monetary Units.