The Dictatorship of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator-for-Life Louisa Mathers with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.598 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,082 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 274,116 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,538,311 per year while the poor average 2,839, a ratio of 893 to 1.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 244,937^th in the world and 8,452^nd in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.17 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.