Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 157th
The Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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Dictator-for-Life Louisa Mathers
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Honeydewistania

Population7.598 billion

CapitalHoneydewopolis
LeaderDictator-for-Life Louisa Mathers
Faithphony Beatlemania

Currencyhusk
Animalsheep

The Dictatorship of Honeydewistania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator-for-Life Louisa Mathers with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.598 billion Honeydewistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,082 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 274,116 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,538,311 per year while the poor average 2,839, a ratio of 893 to 1.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is phony Beatlemania.

Honeydewistania is ranked 244,937th in the world and 8,452nd in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.17 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Retail Industry: 109thHighest Crime Rates: 153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 157thMost Armed: 164thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 177thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 195thLargest Gambling Industry: 228thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 271stFattest Citizens: 280thMost Secular: 281stMost Avoided: 284thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 292ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 397thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 455thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 565thRudest Citizens: 586thMost Valuable International Artwork: 607thHighest Disposable Incomes: 812thMost Efficient Economies: 972ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,082ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,113thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,176thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,277thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,438thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,068thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,720thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,694thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,516thNudest: 4,557thHighest Economic Output: 7,880thTop
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Most Influential: 13,780thMost Pro-Market: 19,066thHighest Drug Use: 20,512thLargest Black Market: 20,809thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,975th
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Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 61st in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 218th in the regionNudest: 222nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 289th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 371st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 390th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 842nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Honeydewistanian resumés.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Honeydewistania, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.

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