The Most Rebellious Youth in Haiku
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Haiku is ranked 309th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Urmel Island of Titiwu | New York Times Democracy | “Dreaming of the Cretaceous” | |
2. | The Arty Fish Oil Intelligence of The Voice of ARB | Left-Leaning College State | “Life is a game: live it to play, not to win” | |
3. | The 𓅝𓁟 Technocracy of Nyyx | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!” | |
4. | The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopia | Democratic Socialists | “LiberationNow_ThousandfoldWorldsUniteAs_Proletariat” | |
5. | The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
6. | The Uncommonwealth of The Snazzylands | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “May She Be Worthy of the Name” | |
7. | The Endless Epics of Rhyme | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku” | |
8. | The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons | Father Knows Best State | “What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!” | |
9. | The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia Lyricalia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We suffer not a dearth of the pompous” | |
10. | The Frozen Tundra of Froyodia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “It's okay to pretend it's healthy” |