The 𓅝𓁟 Cryptic Ramblings of Nyyx is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Twiggy Legs with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 29.097 billion Nyyxians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twen City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nyyxed economy, worth a remarkable 8,872 trillion backss of nickel a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 304,921 backss of nickel, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, people with dyslexia are told to tough through it, and new pests have been imported into Nyyx. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyyx's national animal is the tame impala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Argenteus.

Nyyx is ranked 332,032^nd in the world and 18^th in Haiku for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -46.65 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.