The Most Advanced Public Education in Haiku
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 𓅝𓁟 Technocracy of Nyyx | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!” | |
| 2. |  The Beautiful Deathlings of Xiaomei | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bleed Beauty. Sing until your voice gives out.” | |
| 3. |  The Endless Epics of Rhyme | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku” | |
| 4. |  The Uncommonwealth of The Snazzylands | Iron Fist Socialists | “May She Be Worthy of the Name” | |
| 5. |  The Phoenix Kingdom of Darastrixethe | Mother Knows Best State | “In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.” | |
| 6. |  The Mingled Bubbling of Naked Friends | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ambassador from Nudist Dreamland” | |
| 7. |  The ThousandfoldWorldsLiberation of NinjitsUtopia | Democratic Socialists | “LiberationNow_ThousandfoldWorldsUniteAs_Proletariat” | |
| 8. |  The Arty Fish Oil Intelligence of The Voice of ARB | Left-Leaning College State | “Life is a game: live it to play, not to win” | |
| 9. |  The Pro-Life Monoculture of Life Support WA | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “The good life: Peace, Health, Kindness, Joy” | |
| 10. |  The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons | Father Knows Best State | “What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!” |