Most Cheerful Citizens: 34thMost Inclusive: 45thNicest Citizens: 48th
The Interstellar Ecumene of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Ninja should have the benevolence to protect”M.Hatsumi
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Ninjitsutopia

Population30.809 billion

CapitalMysteria Planitia
LeaderAvro Amethyst
FaithEgg-Weir

Currencyone-centigram platinum piece
Animalkiller crocodile homunculus

The Interstellar Ecumene of Ninjitsutopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Avro Amethyst with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.809 billion people enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mysteria Planitia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient prosperous economy, worth an astonishing 12,138 trillion one-centigram platinum pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 393,979 one-centigram platinum pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, and scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs. Crime is totally unknown. Ninjitsutopia's national animal is the killer crocodile homunculus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egg-Weir.

Ninjitsutopia is ranked 242,258th in the world and 10th in Haiku for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 935.34 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 34thMost Inclusive: 45thNicest Citizens: 48thMost Compassionate Citizens: 57thHighest Food Quality: 58thMost Accessible: 65thMost Cultured: 79thLargest Publishing Industry: 88thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 115thHealthiest Citizens: 171stMost Pacifist: 259thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 266thMost Developed: 273rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 280thLongest Average Lifespans: 290thMost Rebellious Youth: 372ndSmartest Citizens: 411thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 519thLargest Information Technology Sector: 531stHighest Poor Incomes: 602ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 630thHighest Economic Output: 706thBest Weather: 779thMost Beautiful Environments: 947thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,060thHighest Average Incomes: 1,251stMost Efficient Economies: 2,614thTop
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Most Stationary: 3,455thMost Patriotic: 4,474thMost Influential: 4,692ndLargest Governments: 4,789thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,887thLargest Populations: 5,464thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,304thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,786thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,498thRudest Citizens: 8,979thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,818thNudest: 11,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,569thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,989thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,004thMost Secular: 14,857thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,383rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,409thMost Income Equality: 19,611thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,380thSafest: 27,440th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Accessible: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ninjitsutopia, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs.
  • : Ninjitsutopia lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ninjitsutopia, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat.
  • : Following new legislation in Ninjitsutopia, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Ninjitsutopia, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Ninjitsutopia, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Ninjitsutopia lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Ninjitsutopia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Ninjitsutopia, it turns out that trees grow on one-centigram platinum pieces.
  • : Following new legislation in Ninjitsutopia, the nation's security is vitally dependent on imports of Egg-Weir.

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