
| Population | 30.809 billion |
| Capital | Mysteria Planitia |
| Leader | Avro Amethyst |
| Faith | Egg-Weir |
| Currency | one-centigram platinum piece |
| Animal | killer crocodile homunculus |
The Interstellar Ecumene of Ninjitsutopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Avro Amethyst with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.809 billion people enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mysteria Planitia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient prosperous economy, worth an astonishing 12,138 trillion one-centigram platinum pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 393,979 one-centigram platinum pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, and scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs. Crime is totally unknown. Ninjitsutopia's national animal is the killer crocodile homunculus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egg-Weir.
Ninjitsutopia is ranked 242,258th in the world and 10th in Haiku for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 935.34 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Ninjitsutopia, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs.
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Ninjitsutopia lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Ninjitsutopia, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat.
- : Following new legislation in
Ninjitsutopia, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in
Ninjitsutopia, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
- : Following new legislation in
Ninjitsutopia, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
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Ninjitsutopia lodged a message on the Haiku Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Ninjitsutopia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in
Ninjitsutopia, it turns out that trees grow on one-centigram platinum pieces.
- : Following new legislation in
Ninjitsutopia, the nation's security is vitally dependent on imports of Egg-Weir.
































































