The Trans-Dimensional Ecumene of Ninjitsutopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Avro Amethyst with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.157 billion citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mysteria Planitia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient tsutopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,278 trillion platinum pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,095 platinum pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, and cheese lovers have a case of the bleus. Crime is totally unknown. Ninjitsutopia's national animal is the crocodile homunculus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egg-Weir.

Ninjitsutopia is ranked 308,015^th in the world and 17^th in Haiku for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -36.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.