The Most Devout in Haiku
World Census Inquisitors conducted rigorous one-on-one interviews probing the depth of citizens' beliefs in order to determine which nations were the most devout.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Phoenix Kingdom of Darastrixethe | Mother Knows Best State | “In the name of Xo, we are forever bound.” | |
| 2. |  The Endless Epics of Rhyme | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Sing to Us, Oh Muse, of Edifying Verses Given in Haiku” | |
| 3. |  The Beautiful Deathlings of Xiaomei | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Bleed Beauty. Sing until your voice gives out.” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of GSN19 | Father Knows Best State | “Tiocfaidh ár lá” | |
| 5. |  The Military Storage of Cards of Destructive Government Economic Soldier | Psychotic Dictatorship | “UwU this nation got slapped recently” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN64 | Democratic Socialists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Res Publica Serenissima of Logophilia Lyricalia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We suffer not a dearth of the pompous” | |
| 8. |  The 𓅝𓁟 Technocracy of Nyyx | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!” | |
| 9. |  The Pro-Life Monoculture of Life Support WA | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “The good life: Peace, Health, Kindness, Joy” | |
| 10. |  The Community of Haikustan | Democratic Socialists | “A nomad I am, always so harmonious, I hail Haikustan!” |