The Republic of Hrstrovokia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Radovan Gojković with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.877 billion Hrstrovokians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vogoslavgrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hrstrovokian economy, worth an astonishing 16,648 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 619,441 Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,912,645 per year while the poor average 154,774, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

It's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hrstrovokia's national animal is the Reconstituted Chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hrstrovokia is ranked 231,204^th in the world and 251^st in First World Order for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.85 Tourists Per Hour.