The Constitutional Monarchy of Zohaib is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Zuhaib Ul Haq with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.48 billion Zuhaibians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manhateen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.4%.

The powerhouse Zuhaibian economy, worth 313 trillion Zuhaibian Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,522 Zuhaibian Rials, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God", and commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zohaib's national animal is the Snow Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Zohaib is ranked 28,262^nd in the world and 491^st in the South Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 17,240.54 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.