The Free Land of Mixton is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by almohannad abdalla with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.648 billion Mixtonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of mixton city. The average income tax rate is 83.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mixtonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,070 trillion US dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 139,982 US dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, structures are raised on promises, and Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mixton's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Mixton is ranked 28,870^th in the world and 251^st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,476.81 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.