The Matriarchy of Misandristan is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Meghan of Mercy with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.036 billion Misandrists are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Chelsea. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Misandrist economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 149,316 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Misandrist weed picker are way up, vaccinations are mandatory, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and worship days have replaced sick days. Crime is totally unknown. Misandristan's national animal is the seahorse, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is gay.

Misandristan is ranked 618^th in the world and 1^st in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 18,326.38 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.