The Federal Republic of Rulsolia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Head Secretary Laura Rersenti with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.223 billion Rulsolians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulbona. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rulsolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,620 trillion Rulas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,406 Rulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and pension obligations are building. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rulsolia's national animal is the Yellow-tailed Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunhaism.

Rulsolia is ranked 3,073^rd in the world and 12^th in Starlight for Safest, scoring 136.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.