The Syndicate of Valoryx is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Johntavionquavious D Williams V with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 1.421 billion Valoryxians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solis. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valoryxian economy, worth 173 trillion Aurelions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,221 Aurelions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoryx's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Valoryx is ranked 318,467^th in the world and 493^rd in Starlight for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 21.03 on the Bus Surprisal Index.