The So Called of Valoryx is a huge, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 943 million Valoryxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solis. The average income tax rate is 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Valoryxian economy, worth 96.6 trillion Aurelions a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 102,484 Aurelions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Leader has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', and the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Valoryx's national animal is the Golden Eagle.

Valoryx is ranked 132,533^rd in the world and 202^nd in Starlight for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 3.74 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.