The Dominion of Impla Islands is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 437 million Implants are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Impla Islandsian economy, worth 32.8 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,135 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Impla Islands's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Impla Islands is ranked 248,979^th in the world and 406^th in Starlight for Most Primitive, scoring -126.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.