The Commonwealth of Kozmopolis is a fledgling, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6 million Kozmopolitans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Kozmopolitan economy, worth 414 billion Kozmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 69,147 Kozmas, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, Kozmopolitan scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kozmopolis's national animal is the Kozmic Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kozmopolis is ranked 144,832^nd in the world and 347^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 437.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.