The Commonwealth of Capti is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas Zimmer with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.375 billion Captians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Captia. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Captian economy, worth 46.0 trillion drusans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 33,462 drusans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Starlight, Thomas Zimmer is quite hard to get a hold of, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, and retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capti's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Capti is ranked 240,646^th in the world and 291^st in Starlight for Most Devout, with 32.69 prayers per hour.