The Commonwealth of Capti is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 732 million Captians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Captia. The average income tax rate is 47.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Captian economy, worth 21.1 trillion drusans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 28,809 drusans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Capti's new capital, Captians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, modesty is treated with the side-eye, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capti's national animal is the dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capti is ranked 284,961^st in the world and 484^th in Starlight for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.36 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.