The Free Land of Entten is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Bloorish Hanandi Gingard Wick with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 986 million Enttenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enttenial City. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Enttenian economy, worth 35.3 trillion Enttmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,789 Enttmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, many friends and relatives of Bloorish Hanandi Gingard Wick have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Entten's national animal is the Wild Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Entten is ranked 231,650^th in the world and 363^rd in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.