The Nation of Brithanainai is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Conlang under change with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 7.089 billion Brithanays have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Administration, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conlang under change. The average income tax rate is 7.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Brithanay economy, worth 598 trillion Conlang under changes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,415 Conlang under changes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has enacted freedom of information, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, only the richest get to see out of their windows, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brithanainai's national animal is the Brithanaian tourtoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brithanainai is ranked 320,781^st in the world and 543^rd in Starlight for Rudest Citizens, with 6.27 insults per minute.