The Empostulative member of TEKE of Brithanainai is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ralsulpen Kud-Lu Jerhken with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.523 billion brithannays' are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paramekwa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Brithanainian economy, worth 257 trillion zgwąrỉs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,185 zgwąrỉs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brithanainai's national animal is the Brithanaian tourtoise, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Loushinism.

Brithanainai is ranked 199,549^th in the world and 88^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.