The Nation of Brithanainai is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ralkwă Dănk·repfs Kulmăă with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, humorless population of 6.533 billion Brithanays have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paramekwa. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Brithanay economy, worth 503 trillion Daxxels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 77,070 Daxxels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, foreign workers are flooding in as Daxxels flood out, the nation is known as the cheapskates of Starlight, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brithanainai's national animal is the Brithanaian tourtoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brithanainai is ranked 130,582^nd in the world and 287^th in Starlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 973.32 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.