The Nation of Brithanainai is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Conlang under change with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory vegetarianism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless population of 6.963 billion Brithanays have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conlang under change. The average income tax rate is 7.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Brithanay economy, worth 564 trillion Conlang under changes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 81,036 Conlang under changes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The atmosphere in Brithanay boardrooms is turning more gay, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Conlang under change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Brithanainai's national animal is the Brithanaian tourtoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Brithanainai is ranked 127,569^th in the world and 294^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 592.75 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.