The High Athelingric of Evonath is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.078 billion Evonathans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The average income tax rate is 85.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Evonathian economy, worth a remarkable 1,463 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,227 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, and that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evonath's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Evonath is ranked 295,123^rd in the world and 565^th in Starlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.