The High Athelingric of Evonath is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Asher Wiley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.693 billion Evonathans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osearwynn. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Evonathian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,296 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Asher Wiley tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and 200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evonath's national animal is the snow leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Adoptionism.

Evonath is ranked 8,163^rd in the world and 39^th in Starlight for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.96 years.