The United Socialist States of Bloni is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prosci Lumi with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.41 billion Blonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamache. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Blonian economy, worth 266 trillion Balonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,655 Balonis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloni's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bloni is ranked 47,820^th in the world and 96^th in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 77.36 on the Human Development Index.