Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,140thMost Secular: 2,316thMost Influential: 3,646th
The United Socialist States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Where one heads, so do we all.
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bloni

Population2.41 billion

CapitalHamache
LeaderProsci Lumi

CurrencyBaloni
AnimalTurtle

The United Socialist States of Bloni is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prosci Lumi with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.41 billion Blonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamache. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Blonian economy, worth 266 trillion Balonis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,655 Balonis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War vets look after war animals, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloni's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bloni is ranked 47,820th in the world and 96th in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 77.36 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,140thMost Secular: 2,316thTop
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Most Influential: 3,646thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,831stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,900thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,486thNicest Citizens: 6,987thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,379thMost Inclusive: 8,064thMost Accessible: 8,182ndBest Weather: 9,049thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,245thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,307thMost Pacifist: 9,693rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,368thMost Income Equality: 10,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,953rdMost Authoritarian: 11,677thHighest Food Quality: 12,282ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,450thLargest Governments: 14,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,196thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 16,098thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,225thSmartest Citizens: 16,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,160thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,093rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,014thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,811thSafest: 29,891st
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Most Secular: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Income Equality: 32nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 36th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Accessible: 38th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionMost Inclusive: 43rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 57th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bloni was endorsed by The Disjecta Membra of RKD.
  • : Bloni was endorsed by The Disjecta Membra of RKD.
  • : Bloni was endorsed by The Federation of Velltonania.
  • : Bloni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bloni, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units.
  • : Following new legislation in Bloni, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Bloni, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Bloni, war vets look after war animals.
  • : Bloni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Eliminating Slavery and Trafficking of Persons".
  • : Bloni endorsed The Matriarchy of Drainer Island.

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