The Constitutional Monarchy of Midertuck Kingdom is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 1.881 billion Midertuckians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Landing. The average income tax rate is 19.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Midertuckian economy, worth 106 trillion king marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,700 king marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody wants to know how the sausage is made, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, local councils have to call in dump trucks to clear parks of dinosaur droppings, and Midertuck Kingdom has designated King's Landing as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midertuck Kingdom's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Midertuck Kingdom is ranked 198,437^th in the world and 240^th in Starlight for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.09 on the Bus Surprisal Index.