The Incorporated States of Negeopia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and compulsory vegetarianism. The democratic population of 656 million Negeopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Negeopian economy, worth 19.0 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 29,013 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and baseball caps are the new fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Negeopia's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Negeopia is ranked 222,160^th in the world and 425^th in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 8.7 Obesity Rate.