
| Population | 5.505 billion |
| Capital | Merethin City |
| Leader | Iris |
| Faith | Star Sister |
| Currency | golden coin |
| Animal | axolotl |
The Realm Past the Horizon of Merethin is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Iris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.505 billion Merethinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merethin City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Merethinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,075 trillion golden coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 195,351 golden coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, and corrupt officials have adopted the greater good as their catchphrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merethin's national animal is the axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Star Sister.
Merethin is ranked 303,879th in the world and 573rd in Starlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -21.67 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Merethin, corrupt officials have adopted the greater good as their catchphrase.
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Merethin was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Merethin, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares.
- : Following new legislation in
Merethin, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in
Merethin, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in
Merethin, homes without staircases are considered a step up in luxury.
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Merethin lodged a message on the Starlight Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Merethin, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in
Merethin, children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is.
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Merethin was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

































































