The Nekanan Kingdom of Missouria is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Makana Serfos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.791 billion Nekanans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Purrosia. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nekanan economy, worth a remarkable 3,531 trillion Miences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,069 Miences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, and street food vendors are accompanied by personal fleets of garbage trucks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Missouria's national animal is the Loinel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Missouria is ranked 288,763^rd in the world and 522^nd in Starlight for Fattest Citizens, with 5.7 Obesity Rate.