The Haunted Phoenix of Arlizplot is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Witch Lochy with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.645 billion Arlizplotians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoizu. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Arlizplotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,151 trillion Goks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,069 Goks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Arlizplot's border, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Arlizplotian, Witch Lochy's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlizplot's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoizunese.

Arlizplot is ranked 326,156^th in the world and 544^th in Starlight for Rudest Citizens, with 6.24 insults per minute.