The Ruffled Feathers of Arlizplot is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Lochy with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.768 billion Arlizplotians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoizu. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Arlizplotian economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion Goks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,046 Goks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, Arlizplotian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arlizplot's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hoizunese.

Arlizplot is ranked 28,260^th in the world and 12^th in Starlight for Most Politically Free, scoring 88.29 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.