The Kingdom of Kellros is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jacintus kell with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.336 billion Kellerosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosdmen City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kellerosian economy, worth 646 trillion Rosds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,609 Rosds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kellerosian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, third world countries are rich in "I Love Rosdmen City" t-shirts, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, and sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kellros's national animal is the Kellani Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kellros is ranked 58,463^rd in the world and 111^th in Starlight for Nudest, with 196.25 cheeks per square mile.