The Corrupt Partisan Tribunal of Zeu is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Tribunal with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.227 billion Zeuans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Denver. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeua economy, worth a remarkable 1,624 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 260,859 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,791,733 per year while the poor average 13,583, a ratio of 131 to 1.

Savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, and it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeu's national animal is the Bull Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anti-Creationism.

Zeu is ranked 6,721^st in the world and 37^th in Starlight for Most Secular, with 97.51 Atheism Rate.