The Kingdom of Greysland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Audrey de LaStelle with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 1.765 billion Greys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greysburg. The average income tax rate is 74.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Greyslandian economy, worth 336 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 190,096 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing in life is promised except death and government support, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, stocks go up when the internet says so, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greysland's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Greysland is ranked 167,667^th in the world and 258^th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,636.05 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.